My wife found me in the kitchen naked holding a gun.
“What the heck are you doing?” she screamed, shocked at my appearance.
“Quiet woman! I'm hunting decepticons!” I whispered back harshly.
She put her hands on her hips. “You've been sleep walking again! There are no such thing as decepticons!”
I factory blinked, realizing how stupid I looked.
“I guess you're right! Man I must look like and idiot!” I said.
She laughed.
I laughed.
The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
Beautiful ‘coffee & cream' large edge grain cutting board. Sturdy and big for your most demanding cooking sessions. Hand made of walnut and hard maple in a one man shop in Sarasota, Florida. Finished with food grade mineral oil and food safe board conditioner.
Includes extra board conditioner to extend the life of your new cutting board.
Enjoy free shipping and fast delivery.
Actual dimensions:
17-7/8 X 12-5/8 X 1”
Product code: Coffee factory & Cream Large Edge Grain Cutting Board | 18 X 12 X 1” | Walnut and Maple